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There you are, Captain Armoric!

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Metadata, we've been walking all evening, I'm tired!

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Just one more attraction, Mortus.

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I don't really like death wagons.

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The wind irritates my sinuses.

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I prefer shooting clay ducks, fishing...

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Who cares? Come on.

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Not water. We will be completely wet.

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The world for the Romans
Not Gale villagers

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It teaches citizens
To follow the laws

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The world for the Romans
And not the Egyptians

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Not even the Greeks, neighbors
That world is just for the Romans

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In the world of the Romans
Latin is already known

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Our home is there
Where everyone does their own thing

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If you refuse
You will be forced

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You are food for lions
If you have a lot of flaws

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It's bread and games
Our motto is like in a dream

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The audience is all
In their places

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EXIT PROHIBITED

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The world for the Romans
There is no deception

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I'll sing that all day.

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ASTERIX AND OBELIX: DUEL OF CHIEFS

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- Hello, I'm Hanabarbera.
- And I'm Blackangus.

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Welcome to Duel of Bosses!
Blackangus, introduce us to the teams.

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On the one hand we have Gala Samostalix.
He is characterized by strength and courage.

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He is the leader of the invincible Gauls

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and intends to remain so
until the sky falls on his head.

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And maybe the sky is his biggest rival.

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Yes, he is his opponent
Proromanix, Gallo-Roman.

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It means Gaul who acknowledges the greatness of Rome.

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Whether it's speed, impact, power

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or, of course, loyalty to Rome,
he is our champion!

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A calculation that warrants action, right?

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Absolutely, Hanabarbera.

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We want to see
a lot of violence, savagery and cruelty.

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Perfect for a family trip!

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Romulus is waiting for his parents in the wolf pen.

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I repeat, little Romulus.

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At the end of this duel

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the defeated chief and his tribe
they surrender to the winner.

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I will never surrender to the Gallo-Roman!

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We are far from that.

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We are not far.

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Our druid is still mad.

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No magic potion
you will not defeat Proromanix.

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With a little more training, I can…

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Stupidity! Even I would be better.

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Actually, why not?

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Uni, we won't exaggerate.

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- You take his stick and he falls.
- Let's see!

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Ouch.

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No, why don't we replace the chief?

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Replaced the head?

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Yes, let's name someone
who will surely win. Obelix.

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Can we do that?

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- Where is it engraved?
- Here.

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- Article 49.3.
- Yes, in fine print.

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"If necessary, the head can be replaced

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any other member of the tribe.”

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We can appoint Obelix as chief.

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And why not me?

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Why not you what?

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- Why shouldn't I be the boss?
- Because Obelix is ​​the strongest.

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Aren't you listening?

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Stronger than this, maybe?

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Well, yes.

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Let the people decide.

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Friends, choose a blacksmith for the leader

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to restore our strength and tranquility!

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Choose Automatix and shape the future!

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Dead over me!

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See? Thanks.

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This village needs someone with experience.

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-Not!
- As a former head...

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Here we are again with the same old faces!

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No, we Gals want new faces!

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Then let's choose a truly fresh face.

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- Like mine.
- I'm with you, sister.

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Not. Yes, I agree, maybe. Not now.

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Wait.

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The boss must know with the clients.

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- No, because...
- And as a fish seller...

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Rather a poisoner!

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If I am elected,
I'm moving him to a neighboring village.

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- Is it?
- Even further from the sea.

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No, stop it!

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Not!

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It's time, Blackangus!

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That's right.

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The duel will be brutal

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and the audience knows it.

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That's for sure.

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You fought in 95 fights.

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I am.

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Five shields of Brennus
and 12 murders. What about that?

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A feat for a gladiator.

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I always tell aspiring young people,
the hardest thing is to last.

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- Quick question.
-That?

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How do you prepare for a fight?

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You need to focus, clear your mind

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and, most importantly, stay calm.

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Sorry.

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Sorry!

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Sorry for the inconvenience!

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I'm looking for your boss.

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Our leader?

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For a duel.

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Duel of Chiefs, of course. Just a moment.

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Don't rush. I'll wait by the cart.

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Okay, thanks.

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- At the exit from the village.
-That.

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The Union has the right.

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Behind the fish market, the blacksmith shop...

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We know where you are.

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Right behind.

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As I said, the Union has the right.

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It is about the future of the village.
I will cede the chiefship to Obelix.

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Where is he anyway?

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-Not.
- What do you mean?

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No, Asterix is ​​right.

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I messed up enough. You deserve better.

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No, Obelix. It would only be for a duel.

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Not.

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I only know how to deliver menhirs.
Even that I manage to screw up.

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The head appoints you, not begs.
So you're the boss. Dot.

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Good.

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All right.

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I accept.

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Thank you.

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And as the head,
I name Asterix chief.

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Who…? What?

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I am the head, I appoint you, now it is you.

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Great. As the head,
I appoint you chief again. Dot.

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I you.

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- I name you.
- No, you.

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- It's you!
-You!

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- You can't!
- I said before.

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- It's you!
- It's you!

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- The chief...
- The chief...

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Enough! Don't be childish!

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- He started.
- It's not true.

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Obelix, you are our only hope.

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You have to accept.

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Could I open a piggery?

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- Yes, he would be the head.
- I don't have to give speeches?

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Not if you don't want to.

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And Asterix will no longer...

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Finish your sentences? Not.

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Good then.

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Long live Chief Obelix!

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Long live Chief Obelix!

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I'm his coach.

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Long live Chief Obelix!

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Smežuranixe, is it a boar?
good idea? As a first decision?

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Yes, she is good.

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He would also sell menhirs and pork?

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Only us hourglass,

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more precisely, grains of sand divide from duels.

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The stands are slowly filling up,

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but there is still a lack of people.

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Wait, let's see
who is near the red mosaic.

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Yes, that's him!

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- Caesar!
- Caesar!

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What a handsome man.

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- Caesar!
- Here, please!

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Look here.

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-That.
- That's it, great!

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He wears that laurel wreath brilliantly!

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Not that I worship him,
but it is extremely kypogenic.

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You bow a little.

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Okay, you got me.

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Here!

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Thanks, that's enough. Delete.

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Last!

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No, we're done. Caesar, come.

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There was no time.

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- It can't be done.
- Look.

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- Who is that?
- There!

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- Famous...
- Cleopatra!

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Yes, that's her!

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- Cleopatra!
-Here!

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- Look here, please!
- Cleopatra!

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And forward!

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Not just a profile, please.

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This way, please.

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Judge Twinpix is ​​waiting for you inside.

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For weighing.

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Go ahead, step on the scale.

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Category: heavyweight.

190
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Really? And without Malix?

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Look, Hanabarbera,
The Gauls have arrived at the fair

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and his worst nightmare.

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This is good.

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There's your sugar fleece, kid.

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It's high in sugar, good for kids.

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Come on, let's crash carts!

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Victory of Proromanix
would mean the conquest of all of Gaul.

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Absolutely.

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We can expect a brutal showdown.

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- The sweet smell of success.
- I don't feel anything.

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I lost my sense of smell
since I got a trident on the nose.

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But enough about me.

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00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:09,541
Prophetic poultry!
Buy Prophetic Poultry!

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00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:12,125
Yesterday animals, tomorrow news!

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With this week's real estate coke supplement:

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"Buy in Pompeii?"

207
00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:20,750
Obviously, yes. That I can afford.

208
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The hut under the volcano
and he wouldn't see me again.

209
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,750
And it's a good investment.

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I may be wrong, but I doubt it.

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These seats couldn't be more uncomfortable.

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Worst birthday ever.
Pompey wouldn't do that to his mom.

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What is the difference between Gal and Galkinja?

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The length of the mustache.

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Next on the agenda,

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after the loser surrenders the shield,

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we could have dinner in a Gaelic village.

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Birthday dinner with the Gauls. A dream of dreams.

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Yes, we have prepared
Gallo-Roman menu. Fusion.

220
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What kind of fusion? Great and terrible foods?

221
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We'll talk about that later.

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And this one? A boar in a toga enters the…

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- Fastandfurious! Come.
- I'll tell you later.

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- Yes, everything is ready, oh, Caesar.
-Good.

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Little Anonymous, your parents
they are waiting at the crash cart.

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- I repeat, Anonymous...
- Wait.

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Keep calm while I finish the caricature.

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And here.

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He didn't hold back.

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Excuse me, oh Caesar.

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Maybe one quick mosaic?

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00:13:02,791 --> 00:13:04,000
Of course, gladly.

233
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They must be bothering you all the time.

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You know, it's in fashion now.

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Two brothers, took over their father's estate.

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A very woody, fruity wine. Taste it.

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Sorry. Metadata, small change.

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I wrote it down.

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Notes of chestnut, cherry and black cherry.

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Samostalix changes

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their new leader, one Obelix.

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00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:02,750
Something with less tannins.

243
00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,375
No, not Obelix!

244
00:14:04,458 --> 00:14:06,708
Or "Obel-nine"?

245
00:14:06,791 --> 00:14:10,416
I don't know, "ix"
or one and ten, which is nine.

246
00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:11,541
So what?

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Obelix is like a boy
fell into a magic potion.

248
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:17,375
His power is permanent!

249
00:14:18,375 --> 00:14:22,125
No. We're done. Not Obelix.

250
00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,958
Or Obe-59.

251
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Since L is 50.

252
00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:29,916
I don't know.

253
00:14:45,541 --> 00:14:47,041
Keep an eye on them.

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To the chief.

255
00:14:50,666 --> 00:14:53,875
Now you will be bursting with energy.

256
00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:57,958
Chief, let me help you.

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A snack for Obelix before a meal… No, a duel.

258
00:15:02,875 --> 00:15:05,750
I can't wait to get back to normal.

259
00:15:05,833 --> 00:15:08,791
I'm starting to like this new life.

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00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,541
- Greek meatballs are fine.
-What?

261
00:15:11,625 --> 00:15:15,000
There are vegetables in them, but they are good.

262
00:15:15,083 --> 00:15:17,791
No, what do you like about your new life?

263
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:23,541
I love not being the boss.
It's a heavy burden on your shoulders.

264
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,500
My porters say so.

265
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,500
I don't know, it's easier for me.

266
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:31,583
More free time, I sleep better.

267
00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,750
But you haven't been the boss since this morning.

268
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:39,958
Enough to think
that Obelix should remain chief.

269
00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:43,208
What? No, wait. You're not serious.

270
00:15:43,291 --> 00:15:45,166
Extremely serious.

271
00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:48,291
It's a great fake dueling boss.

272
00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:52,416
But he is not fit to lead the village.

273
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:55,125
- I don't know.
- I know.

274
00:15:55,208 --> 00:15:59,083
I like his idea
about the piggery. Let's think.

275
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,791
- Funny.
- See you!

276
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:02,833
- No...
- Let's think.

277
00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:06,333
Let's think.

278
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,625
I'm not capable?

279
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,375
I didn't really say that.

280
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,708
That's exactly what you said.

281
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,000
- And that I'm a fake boss.
-That. Not.

282
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:22,916
-That. I said…
- Fake.

283
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:26,208
Okay, I said fake boss.

284
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:30,166
But you don't think so
be the boss forever?

285
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,958
Why not for a while?

286
00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:33,833
For many reasons.

287
00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:37,875
Does it bother you that I make decisions now?

288
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:39,333
About menhirs, yes.

289
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,083
Low blow. Almost as short as you.

290
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,208
My tribe supports me.

291
00:16:45,291 --> 00:16:46,500
Your tribe?

292
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:51,125
Sorry for offending you,
oh great chief Obelix.

293
00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:54,583
If you don't like it, you know where the door is.

294
00:16:55,166 --> 00:16:57,375
Wait, do you want me to leave?

295
00:16:57,875 --> 00:17:00,458
Banishing me from your village?

296
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:02,958
You know? The pharmacy was right.

297
00:17:03,041 --> 00:17:05,666
You speak for me again.

298
00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:08,791
Well, if you have something to say, say it.

299
00:17:08,875 --> 00:17:10,125
You're banished!

300
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:19,916
Your first decision?

301
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,875
Return to the arena.

302
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,916
The duel will now begin.

303
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,458
Thanks.

304
00:17:45,416 --> 00:17:47,625
Living in Armorica

305
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,708
- Do you like it, mom?
-Not.

306
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:58,708
I'm still waiting for my bread.
Hey! Where's my bread?

307
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,875
- I'm the boss.
-I.

308
00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:08,125
- No, it's me.
- No, me.

309
00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,375
Look, children, a real Gal!

310
00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,000
They are dying out.

311
00:18:13,583 --> 00:18:14,708
I'm the boss!

312
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:17,791
- And if we both are leaders?
-That!

313
00:18:20,375 --> 00:18:22,708
- You're a great friend.
- You too.

314
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,291
-You more.
- No, you.

315
00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:26,375
That's what friends are for, right?

316
00:18:36,208 --> 00:18:37,333
Stop!

317
00:18:39,875 --> 00:18:41,000
It can.

318
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,875
Factorix!

319
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,708
Pharmacy!

320
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:15,791
Good afternoon!

321
00:19:18,333 --> 00:19:20,041
Better day!

322
00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:37,166
Come on, try your luck.

323
00:19:37,250 --> 00:19:40,250
Knock one down and you get a figurine.

324
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,166
Hooray!

325
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:46,250
You won.

326
00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:08,291
They tell me that Samostalix will not fight,
but their new leader Obelix.

327
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,708
What? Give me that.

328
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:12,458
Ah, I can't read.

329
00:20:13,791 --> 00:20:17,250
A horn is heard. Let's go, kids.

330
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:19,416
Let the spectacle begin!

331
00:20:36,166 --> 00:20:37,458
Magnificent!

332
00:20:37,541 --> 00:20:41,291
It still gives me goosebumps.

333
00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:45,833
Pompey gave Mom the lights of Venice.

334
00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:48,166
I get a spark for my birthday.

335
00:21:05,125 --> 00:21:07,208
Please? We don't understand.

336
00:21:07,791 --> 00:21:09,208
I apologize.

337
00:21:09,291 --> 00:21:13,666
In the left corner,
in a green skirt and helmet with feathers,

338
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:17,833
the pilum of Serum, stronger than the forum,

339
00:21:17,916 --> 00:21:21,500
smoother than marble, the most Gallic Roman,

340
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,416
the most Roman Gaul,

341
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:29,000
Proromanix!

342
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,208
Now we understand.

343
00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:01,375
In the right corner,

344
00:22:01,458 --> 00:22:05,958
in blue and white pants
and with red braids...

345
00:22:06,041 --> 00:22:08,375
Now it's your turn, champion.

346
00:22:08,458 --> 00:22:13,250
Celtic orb, menhir from Armorica,

347
00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:17,416
Obelix!

348
00:22:19,083 --> 00:22:20,375
Obelix?

349
00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,666
Don't forget, tire him out.

350
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,166
Thoughts on footwork.

351
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,750
Watch his right...

352
00:22:35,833 --> 00:22:38,916
- I'll just slap him.
- And that will work.

353
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,458
Hey!

354
00:22:40,541 --> 00:22:43,458
I know him. He hit me many times.

355
00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:44,833
Obelix!

356
00:23:03,208 --> 00:23:05,458
Gentlemen, come to the center.

357
00:23:08,916 --> 00:23:12,875
I will remind you of the rules.
Feet, hands, neck,

358
00:23:12,958 --> 00:23:16,916
wrists, upper arms, ankles.
Hi! Knees, head.

359
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,125
Everything is allowed.

360
00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:21,708
But everything?

361
00:23:22,291 --> 00:23:25,833
The duel will last until defeat or surrender.

362
00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:31,083
Defeat or surrender?
Alas, in my time it was to death.

363
00:23:31,166 --> 00:23:32,875
Times are changing.

364
00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:36,375
I know, they're not allowed anymore
nor animal fights.

365
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:40,750
-Lion against elephant, forbidden.
- It was cruel.

366
00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,958
They were given slaves to eat. Cruelly?

367
00:23:44,041 --> 00:23:46,375
Where is this world going?

368
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,416
We are becoming more humane.

369
00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:51,583
But aren't we losing to cruelty? I ask.

370
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:55,791
Well, ave, Caesar.

371
00:23:56,375 --> 00:24:00,791
The one who will die greets you.
So, yes, ave.

372
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:04,458
It's your turn.

373
00:24:05,458 --> 00:24:06,375
For what?

374
00:24:06,458 --> 00:24:09,208
To give a speech. We are listening.

375
00:24:09,291 --> 00:24:10,458
Obelix!

376
00:24:10,541 --> 00:24:11,541
Speech?

377
00:24:14,500 --> 00:24:15,458
Asterix...

378
00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,000
This menhir…

379
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,125
Oh no, Obelix.

380
00:24:30,041 --> 00:24:31,708
Is that it? Good.

381
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:33,583
Gentlemen,

382
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:35,666
let the duel be good.

383
00:24:35,750 --> 00:24:40,166
When the horn sounds, start fighting!

384
00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:10,916
One.

385
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:18,250
Two.

386
00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:24,250
Come on, he didn't even touch it.

387
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:29,083
No punches, bites, nothing!
In my 27 years I have not seen that!

388
00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,125
Four.

389
00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:31,375
Wake up!

390
00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:33,250
Get up!

391
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:34,208
Five.

392
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:38,083
Six.

393
00:25:40,416 --> 00:25:41,291
Seven.

394
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,458
This is ridiculous!

395
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:46,041
- I can't believe my eyes.
-Eight.

396
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,250
Nine.

397
00:25:49,833 --> 00:25:51,250
Obelix!

398
00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,166
And ten!

399
00:25:54,833 --> 00:25:57,291
It's over!

400
00:25:58,500 --> 00:25:59,583
I won?

401
00:26:04,791 --> 00:26:05,750
Hail Caesar!

402
00:26:48,125 --> 00:26:51,083
ASTERIX AND OBELIX: DUEL OF CHIEFS

403
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:20,000
Translation of subtitles: Nikolina Novak